Original: $30,700.00
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$9,210.00The Story
"This crewneck is mine. Don't touch it. I don't care if you're freezing, nosy, or dying - stay clear of it. You've been warned." -Â Colin Becher
GARMENTÂ
- 100% cotton
- Oversize, drop shoulder, straight sleeve, jersey knit. Model in size M/L.
- Machine washed on cold (inside out, or in a garment bag) on gentle cycle.Â
- Hand washing is ideal
- DO NOT TUMBLE DRY.
SIZE
- Oversize fit
- Smaller/shorter people (XS-L) can select their normal size for an oversize fit, and size down for a standard fit.
- Larger/taller people (2XL-5XL) size up once for standard, twice for oversize. fit, and select regular size for a standard fit.
- Please refer to the sizing chart of the garment.
PRE-SALE/PRE-ORDER SHIPPINGÂ
- Presale open till Nov 7th, 11:59pm EDT
- Shipping to customers estimate: spring 2025, April/May. Possibly sooner depending on quantity ordered! Overstock will be sold in limited quantities after orders have been sent
- Info on pre-sales, shipping updates, and shipping policies.
- All items in order will ship together, unless otherwise requested.
- Please contact us directly for order edits or cancellations [email protected]
We cannot guarantee these timelines, and there is always the possibility of delay.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
"This crewneck is mine. Don't touch it. I don't care if you're freezing, nosy, or dying - stay clear of it. You've been warned." -Â Colin Becher
GARMENTÂ
- 100% cotton
- Oversize, drop shoulder, straight sleeve, jersey knit. Model in size M/L.
- Machine washed on cold (inside out, or in a garment bag) on gentle cycle.Â
- Hand washing is ideal
- DO NOT TUMBLE DRY.
SIZE
- Oversize fit
- Smaller/shorter people (XS-L) can select their normal size for an oversize fit, and size down for a standard fit.
- Larger/taller people (2XL-5XL) size up once for standard, twice for oversize. fit, and select regular size for a standard fit.
- Please refer to the sizing chart of the garment.
PRE-SALE/PRE-ORDER SHIPPINGÂ
- Presale open till Nov 7th, 11:59pm EDT
- Shipping to customers estimate: spring 2025, April/May. Possibly sooner depending on quantity ordered! Overstock will be sold in limited quantities after orders have been sent
- Info on pre-sales, shipping updates, and shipping policies.
- All items in order will ship together, unless otherwise requested.
- Please contact us directly for order edits or cancellations [email protected]
We cannot guarantee these timelines, and there is always the possibility of delay.






